5 Reasons Facebook Makes Me Want to Burn My Laptop
1. Mirror pictures - Get a friend and have them take the picture for you. Your muscles, cute outfit, and new tattoos do not look good in a mirror picture. The phone is a big distraction in the picture. Stop it.
2. Mirror pictures with attention craving captions - "I feel so fat, blah!" or "Don't I look horrible after a run?" No, no you don't. If you did you would not post it on Facebook.
Looking hideous today, ugh! |
4. Unreadable status updates - "no1 can read mi status's" , i dnt use vwls whn i typ" , "I odn't poofread after i post soemthing"
5. The "everyday is a bad day" friend - You know who I'm talking about. This person never has a good word to say about their day or life in general. Typical status updates are generally along the lines of this: "when it rains it pours" , "maybe tomorrow will be better" , "some days I just don't want to get out of bed" , "my dog got run over again" , "life sucks and then you die" Okay we get it. Your life is awful and now I want to come wallow in your self-pity with you. Let's put on some Alanis Morissette, eat ice cream on the couch, and watch "Old Yeller".
LOVE IT! =)
ReplyDeleteAMEN! I also have a few...The "I am the best _______" or "My kid is the best ______" or "I have a perfect life" posts all the time. Ummmm...I really wanna tell these people, NO you suck if you are having to post this stuff everyday for attention! Your right, I don't wanna be "friends" with these people, but it is totally like a trainwreck!
ReplyDeleteI sense a lot of anger in this post and Dora's comment, and I must admit...I love it! Lol. :)
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